My Maiden Blog... Haha, I said "maiden"

So I don't know why the world lets people like even have a blog. Trust me, I have nothing interesting to say (and believe me, because I know what I'm talking about)! So ummmm I guess, to get this out of the way, let me shoot off a few disclaimers:

1.) Chances are, if you're in my life, you will be written about. My life is far too tedious to write in sufficient detail, so oftentimes I choose to write about the people around me. People... people who neeeeeeeeed people.... Yeah. Um. So anyway, if you don't like what I wrote about you, just tell me and I'll change your name and/or identifying marks/sexual habits so no one will recognize you.

2.) There are, indeed, times when I write the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God--- and then some! But I am a poet and a novelist at heart, and there are things I write that will have fact and fiction woven together in varying degrees. Do me a favor and don't try to "catch me" in a lie. I know the truth and that's the important thing. Besides, "where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it - 'history.'"

3.) I cannot promise any sort of cohesion, and--- even in blog--- I often spontaneously break out into song (reference #2 if you were cool enough to get it). So just, you know, don't be surprised when I go off onto a tangent insert whole verses of songs into my blogs.

4.) I think I'm going to try something to somewhat preserve some memories because I was recently surprised by the amount of history I have chosen to forget. So I am going to try to write my memories as best I can recall. You are here and forever warned that not all of them are pretty, happy, wistful memories. I'm not sure at this point whether or not I will disable comments for these posts, but be aware that these things I write (and everything I write) are not written for shock value. Sometimes... life is just shocking.

Sooooo yeah, I guess that's about it. For those of you who know me, you know what I like and what I'm like, so I won't bother with all that. For those of you who don't... why are you reading this? Weirdo.

Werd.